so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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