so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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