This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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