it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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