my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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