she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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