Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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