I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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