That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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