we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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