your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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