If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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