i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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