i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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