So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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