I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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