I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
did i just pee glitter
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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