you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Randomize
