she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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