So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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