Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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