glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
So here I am, sexting at work.
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