We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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