College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
Randomize
