i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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