LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
And my parents said I crawled through the house
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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