it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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