Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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