She announced her abortion via fbk
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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