Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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