I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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