fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Yo dont text me then not text me
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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