6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
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