Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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