My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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