What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
