As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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