WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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