she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
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All the doctor said was why
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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