we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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