But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
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