R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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