Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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