What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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