happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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