If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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