don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
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