My brain says no but my pants say off.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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