Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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