is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize