Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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