what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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