Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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